The Cliche Mustache

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Reblogged from siriuus

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

Bonus if he wears tight clothing and has to seduce someone for the mission

(via dykeprivilege)

Reblogged from siriuus

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

(via dykeprivilege)

Reblogged from literallysame

literallysame:

have you guys ever tried/listened to I-Doser?

it fuckin works let me tell u 

the ecstasy one was really cool imo but the LSD one really freaked me out I was thinkin bout too much

try it when you’re a lil tipsy/tired in a dark room holy shit

Reblogged from arrogantdad

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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Reblogged from radiolightning

In case anyone is having a bad night:

heythereclifford:

radiolightning:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

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Reblogged from dykeprivilege

dykeprivilege:

White people appropriating terms from black people and then telling black people the true~ meaning on tumblr dot com.

Reblogged from sogaysoalive
sogaysoalive:

Louis Halsey, 88, &amp; John Spofford, 94, The couple finally got married after 64 years together.
True love has no ending

sogaysoalive:

Louis Halsey, 88, & John Spofford, 94, The couple finally got married after 64 years together.

True love has no ending

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Reblogged from enjolrasactual

1. When you cut yourself, clean and bandage it.

2. Do not start smoking cigarettes because the boy who broke your heart does.

3. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

4. Cutting calories doesn’t do anything but make you unhappy.

5. If the number on the scale rises, throw it out.

6. The first girl you ever “date” is going to call the police on you even though she lives three thousand miles away, because you’re going to tell her that you’re not in a good mental state shortly after you’ve “broken up”.

7. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

8. Break up with the boy who says, “You had a sexy phase!” when you tell him that you’ve dated a girl before.

9. Dating your friends is not always the best idea, but you can still be friends after you’ve broken up with her.

10. Your mother will try to become your best friend because you’re leaving for college soon. Let her.

11. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

12. Your closest friend will stop talking to you when you leave for college.

13. It’s okay to cry.

14. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

15. When you cut yourself again, clean and bandage it. Do not be ashamed.

16. Your anxiety is going to try and control your entire life. Tell it to shut the hell up, because you’re trying to live and that task is hard enough as it is.

17. The past has a funny way of coming back in the form of you developing a crush on another friend.

18. Try not to hate yourself for breaking up with your boyfriend.

19. If you’re still smoking, apologize silently to your mother.

20. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

enjolrasactual (via casandkittens)

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Reblogged from guy

guy:

guy:

don’t u hate it when u put ur fingers in the hole and the hole stretches or rips and everything just comes out

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I PUT THAT IN THE TAGS STOP MESSAGING ME

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Reblogged from fuckinq

fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

(Source: fuckinq, via zackisontumblr)

Reblogged from lnnea

futuredavies:

not-an-angel:

animeboobies:

lnnea:

top 10 must-visit destinations:

  1. my bed
  2. my bed
  3. my bed
  4. my bed
  5. my bed
  6. my bed
  7. my bed
  8. my bed
  9. my bed
  10. my bed

is this meant to be a testament to how lazy you are or are you trying to seduce someone i can’t tell

both.

i’m trying to seduce someone, but i’m too lazy to get out of bed

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Reblogged from bikinipowerbottom

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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Reblogged from cashcutie

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

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Reblogged from onlylolgifs
sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

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Reblogged from dersekingdom

dersekingdom:

Two days ago I had some vodka.. And then ..