The Cliche Mustache

Dunno don't judge me


Reblogged from trashboat

vagisodium:

have you ever looked a horse in their eyes?? there is absolutely nothing going on in there. no remorse or regret. horses dont have souls and cant be held morally accountable for their earthly sins and this is why i fucking hate horses

(Source: trashboat, via heliolisk)

Reblogged from mbrainspaz

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

(via razorsharpvaginas)

Reblogged from meladoodle

meladoodle:

my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T KISS MYSELF’ really loud and everyone laughed and that’s the first time i killed man… just kidding it wasn’t the first.

(Source: meladoodle, via perks-of-being-chinese)

Reblogged from thesecretworldofarrietty-deacti

thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Reblogged from officialpigeon

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

(via heliolisk)

Reblogged from mclentil

(Source: mclentil, via skypestripper)

Reblogged from flameo-flamehead
flameo-flamehead:

look at this flawless freaking woman

flameo-flamehead:

look at this flawless freaking woman

(via meladoodle)

Reblogged from discreet45mseeking18mwithburgers
Reblogged from dimensao7
zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
"how"
fuck u

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how

fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me

"how"

fuck u

(Source: dimensao7, via lindsaychrist)

Reblogged from potato-tots

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

there are some fandoms that are too crazy even for me tbh

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do you think i have a death wish

(via heliolisk)

Reblogged from braixen
terrakion:

braixen:

holy shit i am speechless

the Jews are oppressing me with their heteronormativity

terrakion:

braixen:

holy shit i am speechless

the Jews are oppressing me with their heteronormativity

Reblogged from thanoblesavage
fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

👆👆👆👆👆

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

👆👆👆👆👆

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

(Source: thanoblesavage, via terrakion)

Reblogged from rtrixie

braixen:

rtrixie:

In the post you’re about to make, replace cis/white/hetero/male people with the Jews and if the result sounds like something that could be straight out of Mein Kampf, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.

you are comparing the oppression and genocide of six million people to a few people making fun of cis, white heterosexual males on a microblogging website that doesn’t even matter in the outside world

(via terrakion)

Reblogged from cuntamination
kyssthis16:

oliviagrope:

milliondollapussy:

grainin on that wood

surfboar. surfboar.


OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kyssthis16:

oliviagrope:

milliondollapussy:

grainin on that wood

surfboar. surfboar.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via heliolisk)

Reblogged from kelvinabram

dynastylnoire:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

shesmystifiedbythings:

bitteroreo:

youcantroamwithoutcaesar:

strawberry-bounce:

An average day’s worth of straight men in Amiyah Scott’s mentions. It’s one thing to dislike someone and to talk about them, but to go into their mentions?

They’re obsessed.

This is so terrifying

This isn’t about disliking someone, this is transmisogyny, transmisogynoir, transophobia. This is hatred, in the strongest form. All these folks in her mentions can burn in a fire, get hit by a bus, whatever they aren’t deemed worth living to me. This is how unsafe Black Transwomen are, they can’t even exist in the comfort of their own space at home, on the internet without threats of violence, this horrific, and disgusting.

and what makes me so mad, and what’s an attitude that really needs to be fucking addressed in our community, is that so many of these men are threatening violence against her because they believe she’s trying to trick them. like this is how the media fucks with our perceptions because trans women have always been set up as a ‘trap’ to threaten the sexuality of the hetero-hypermale. they are operating within the myth that a) black women’s bodies automatically belong to black men for the pursuit of their pleasure and b) trans women’s bodies are ‘false’ and ‘deceitful’ female bodies, and by merely existing they are a threat to male heterosexuality.

trans women’s bodies are women’s bodies. women’s bodies belong to themselves. the world does not revolve around your shriveled ego and the satisfaction of your tragic libido.

^^ yes that. They’re attracted to them and their scared of it so they hate them.

Exactly.

(Source: kelvinabram, via terrakion)